INVISIBLE ARMY MISSION FILE 01009302004

CLASSIFIED:

non-classified � tell everyone you can think of about this one.

LOCATION:

The Fish Bowl (AKA work) Roanoke, VA. EST (ZULU Minus 5)

COVERT OPERATIONS LOG:

No covert operations log on current mission

YOUR ASSIGNMENT:

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to celebrate my birthday in what ever means you feel is appropriate,
- get one of the invisible don bumper-stickers
- send me a post card
- send me a letter
- send me a hate letter
- buy me banners
- buy me gold membership
- leave me a note
- sign my guestbook
- call me bad names
- drink a beer and tell me about it later
- send me a picture of you drinking a beer and having a good time � well as long as you are old enough to drink the beer � if not use your own best judgment.
- Do something that involves having a good time and if someone asks why say because it�s invisible don�s birthday and I have to have a good time because he said so � nah . If you do that let me know how that works out for you.

The bumper stickers look like this

INVISIBLE DON � KING OF THE BASTARDS
http://invisibledon.diaryland.com

Actual size is 8 inches by 1 inch � white letters on black background

Send, cards, letters, love and hate mail, request for bumper stickers and or anything else or a donation if you want to:

Don
P.O. Box 4425
Roanoke, VA 24015

THE PURPOSE OF THE MISSION:

The purpose of this mission is hedonism, birthdays are about that so why should I hold all the glory have a good time yourself too. Besides it�s your un-birthday today if it isn�t your birthday so � Have a very merry un-birthday.

MISSION STATUS:

On going mission because I have 364 un-birthdays this year and only one birthday.

As always if you are caught the invisible army will disavow any knowledge of your actions and no I won�t tell you when it is or how old I�ll be either.

End mission message.

What is the invisible army go see the recruitment notice all you ever wanted to know about the Invisible Army

Have fun and play nice in the neighborhood.

Ciao

Other Invisible Army Missions:
August/September 2004, July 2004, June 2004, May 2004, April 2004 , March 2004, February 2004, January 2004, December 2003, October/November 2003, September 2003, August 2003, July 2003 , June 2003 , May 2003, April 2003, March 2003, February 2003 , January 2003, December 2002 , November 2002, October 2002

Write me: Invisible Don, PO Box 4425, Roanoke, VA 24015
IM me: invisibledon on MSN, invisible980 on AIM
E-mail: [email protected]