The ABC�s of Invisible Don

A - Act your age? No I don�t. Sometimes I wonder if I�m Peter Pan, but then I try to fly and it doesn�t work so I look around for �Tink� and she is nowhere to be found - I guess I�m really just a lost boy - Oh and yes I am rather serious sometimes even when you think I�m not -you�ll see why later on or you may already know that.

B - Born on what day of the week? Tuesday

C - Chore you hate? Scooping the cat box

D - Dad's name? Alpha unit

E - Essential makeup item? Well being a male (Double-checks Yup) not really any are essential but I�ll go with cologne. Survey says�

F - Favorite actor? Christopher Walken mainly because he lives outside the box, in an industry that is very much driven by everything fitting together well

G - Gold or silver? Silver or Platinum

H - Hometown? BFE West �by god� Virginia, I would say where but I don�t want to leave indisputable proof of who I am

I - Instruments you play? Sadly I have about as much musical talent as a stick, but favorite things to play are air guitar I rawk at air guitar, steering wheel drum set and any flat surface piano - Whoa I�m really a very talented music person who knew maybe I could start a band

J - Job title? Underpaid and unappreciated phone monkey/costumer service person/other things. (Good morning this is invisible don how may I help you?)/ part time college instructor/ super hero

K - Kids? Yes I have two thank you very much one of each flavor, the dynamic duo doodle and stunt-boy.

L - Living arrangements? Rental house single guy with so-so social life one week and single dad the opposite week rotates like that every other week

M - Mom's name? Beta unit

N - Need... To be a bit more organized and meet deadlines but then I would probably lose my ulcer and we are really just starting to get along

O - Overnight hospital stays? Birth, then major car crash in Germany one week (over Christmas too), major car crash with peacemaker four days and surgery

P - Phobia? Falling, rodents, and snakes

Q - Quote you like? �Insanity begins when you begin to think your mind is not your friend anymore� Bobby Fisher - reclusive American chess grand master

R - Religious affiliation? - God and I have an understanding - I talk to god, god listens to me and provides answers that aren�t found in a building attended by people once a week pretending to be gods people. So I would say none, I have my own church, it is where ever I am - oh best of all you can sleep in any day you want and you never have to dress up - usually god and I talk in the shower -well it just works out that way I think the line is less busy then

S- Siblings? Two only one flavor this time - both brothers peacemaker and the other one

T - Time you wake up? 6-630 am

U- Unique talent? Well it involve rolling a bowling ball with my tongue up stairs no I won�t show you - well I might if you ask really nice.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Cooked spinach and brussel sprouts. Blah Yuck and Gross. EW even.

W - Worst habit? Smoking- yes I�m still trying to quit, no that isn�t working out as well as I had hoped. It will. I have an incentive plan

X - X-rays you've had? Most of my body at 4 or 5(I was hit by a motorcycle running into the road after something) Right ankle at 10(jumped off the roof), Right knee - 14(Ran into a tree - running), Chest (3x)-20(military physical), Right hand -23(car crash), left hand -25(car crash)

Y - Yummy food you make? Hmmm I�m a really good cook so almost anything I cook is yummy, I was even paid to do that for a few years, Yup yup, and just ask the dynamic duo they don�t starve.